HOW DOES HE FIT??
posted by Jack at
12:30 AM
Saturday, December 24, 2022
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One piece at a time?
Buttered up?
He doesn’t fit, but would rather you didn’t know he has his own keys?
Astral projection?
Truth is, there aren’t a lot of natural resources at the North Pole, so everyone is pretty small. He just uses camera tricks to seem bigger like many CEOs.
Your presents were there all along, he just speaks down the chimney to release you from your hypnosis?
Trans chimney deliveries facilitated by mind controlled cyber rodents?
One of these? https://youtu.be/qevIIQHrJZg
Santa’s self cinching suit stuffs for sooty slides.
tiny soot cover elves do all the real work…
Novelty sized turkey baster?
Uses TARDIS technology?
Silly people. All things are possible with Santa. You just gotta believe:).
The invisible energy of our collective belief in Santa is typically concentrated in a cone shaped vortex directly above chimneys. When Santa steps into this vortex, he is so overwhelmed by the force of our belief / love that it literally compresses Santa. Compression levels vary by chimney size and whether holiday cookies have been used as a force concentrator. Chinmal Vortex Compression (CVC) can cause rapid dehydration during the expansion phase, so make sure to leave milk as well.
Inside Santa is a deep fake. Only outside Santa is real?
Hi ho ho!!! It’s magic!!!
Interesting that the most comments on this nature blog are about Santa!
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